Monthly Archives: June 2009
Dear Michelle: Texts From Last Night Edition
June 30, 2009aka, me yelling at the internet. By Michelle. So, sometimes when I read this site, I wanna text these people back. Here is my fake chance. (269): Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you … Continue reading
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Dispatches from Theory Camp: Occupational Distractions During Lecture vol. 1
June 25, 2009by ultramaricon
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Normally I have sympathy for stroke victims…
June 24, 2009by Laurenesss but not this time. 71 year-old Oscar winning singer-songwriter Joseph Brooks has been accused of raping at least 11 women, luring wannabee actresses with the promise of fame to his apartment via Craigslist. Not only is he 71 … Continue reading
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June 22, 2009
By Tatyana A Tweeter from Iran: “Ahmadinejad called us dust, we showed him a sandstorm”
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birdsong 7
June 20, 2009Sunday, June 21 2009 7:00pm Birdsong #7 Zine Release/Reading/Art/Acoustic Show 7pm art show 8pm reading/acoustic show The Birdsong Collective big big show, with guest reader Douglas A Martin, and acoustic sets by PAPS and Darla Rose HiChristina 632 Grand street … Continue reading
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Tights Are NOT PANTS!
June 18, 2009By Laurenesss My boyfriend hates tights and leggings as pants. Lately, whenever we wander the streets of NYC together, he has taken to hollering “tights aren’t pants” loudly and clearly in the direction of the offender. I love leggings and … Continue reading
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New TV for the Summer Slump
June 17, 2009by Chantal “‘Break On Through to the Other Side.’ That’s better poetry than like, Yeats or whatever.” “I hate Yeats. That’s what I was reading in high school when my teacher molested me.” Party Down is a … Continue reading
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In Preparation
June 14, 2009I feel more and more doll-like. Like the ones with the pull and the string and I say, “I miss you! Where are you! I’m sleepy!” I get lazy lying in an air conditioned room. And then hate myself. So … Continue reading
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Shorty got Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo (Ko)
June 9, 2009By Michelle Also, a contest!!!!! Alright kids, we all know that Sparks is now defunct. It no longer contains caffeine cuz some lady in the Midwest decided mixing alcohol and energy drink was dangerous. I think she confused the word … Continue reading
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The culture of unrelenting all right
June 8, 2009By Tatyana I began my journey to psychic maturity in that special cultural void of the late 1990s/early 2000s. The pop zeitgeist has always had its moments of shameless emptiness, but as an angry teen in rural Ohio cranking out … Continue reading
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