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I Want You, Therefore I Hump You: Hump Day Grab Bag- aka I love the BACHELOR or why I hate long dresses
January 6, 2010By Laurenesss (or The Goat, or Who is Syvia?) Yesterday, my favorite reality tv show The Bachelor made its long awaited return (it has been 3 months since the last season ended). This train wreck of a show has everything … Continue reading
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Anatomically Correct with Laureness-CLOACal Musings
October 8, 2009I figured since my first entry on the Birdsong blog was technically about nature (Isabella Rossellini’s “Green Porno”) that for my comeback post (yes guys, it’s been awhile) I should return to my roots. This blog after all is inspired … Continue reading
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Remember the Teletubbies?
July 22, 2009By Laureness Remember the song “Shake That Ass?” Put them together and http://youtube.com/watch?v=M2SFBLOI2aQ That’s all my friends.
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Normally I have sympathy for stroke victims…
June 24, 2009by Laurenesss but not this time. 71 year-old Oscar winning singer-songwriter Joseph Brooks has been accused of raping at least 11 women, luring wannabee actresses with the promise of fame to his apartment via Craigslist. Not only is he 71 … Continue reading
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Tights Are NOT PANTS!
June 18, 2009By Laurenesss My boyfriend hates tights and leggings as pants. Lately, whenever we wander the streets of NYC together, he has taken to hollering “tights aren’t pants” loudly and clearly in the direction of the offender. I love leggings and … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Bad Ideas, college, fashion, leggings and tights | Leave a comment
Shiver me Gingers!
June 3, 2009By Laurenesss My little sister is a ginger. Not one of those super freckly, ridiculously pale ones, but a true redhead none-the-less. In honor of Littlesss and Prince Harry’s official visit to NYC this past weekend I’ve decided to post … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Exodus, famous people, hair, redheads | Leave a comment
Let's go for a Walk: Cyrillic, Supper Clubs, and Seaquariums in Brighton Beach.
May 26, 2009By Laurenesss Maybe it’s because I can’t resist a man in a muscle tee or because a dinner of beer, borscht, and blintzes seemed utterly irresistible, but I finally woke my lazy ass up on Saturday, hopped on the Q … Continue reading
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Shanna Moakler, I never thought I'd say this but I think I'm falling in love with you!
May 13, 2009By Laurenesss This whole Miss California USA debacle has really been grinding my gears lately, but not anymore. Shanna Moakler, wife of Travis Barker and former Miss USA winner herself, has stepped down from her position of Miss USA co-executive … Continue reading
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What do Elian Gonzalez, Anna Nicole Smith, and Casey Anthony have in common?
May 7, 2009By Laurenesss FLORIDA. Whenever I watch/read the news and some crazy shit has just happened a little voice always pops into my head. This voice says, “Lauren, just because crazy shit has happened in Florida in the past, doesn’t mean … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Anna Nicole Smith, Casey Anderson, Current Events, Florida, Joel Madden | Leave a comment
Equal Pay Day. Yay?
April 29, 2009By Laurenesss Yesterday, April 28, 2009, was Equal Pay Day. Even in 2009 women on average receive 79 cents of every dollar a man makes. Some people attribute this wage gap to fewer hours put in by women over the … Continue reading
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