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Hump Day: Still in LA, still unemployed
February 23, 2011The best part about being unemployed in Los Angeles is definitely all the time I get to spend rollerblading around Venice Beach or hiking in Griffith Park with pals from my acting class. Sometimes, on really clear mornings (I’m usually … Continue reading
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Hump Day Grab Bag
December 16, 2009West Coasties (not really) By Michelle Hey Hey Hey Its hump day grab bag ya’ll. It’s actually still Tuesday night where I am but whatever. East Coast Time, New York, feelings, etc. The theme of my grab bag is I … Continue reading
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Yuppie Rantz
September 22, 2009by Michelle I recently moved from the fine Williamsburg area into the almost fine, but yuppier Greenpoint/ Williamsburg area (the slash is crucial). To a deluxe condo in the sky. We got an elevator! I found this rant on my … Continue reading
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Two Girls, One Twilight. Cont'd.
August 11, 2009By Michelle and Tatyana and StephEnie Meyer This is part two of our Twilight talk. I don’t think we covered anything new, but hey whats birdsong without 16 yr old boner jokes? Exactly. We last left off with me wondering … Continue reading
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I Think I Just Plagiarized
July 14, 2009Otherwise known as Shout-outs!!! by Michelle. I was lucky and surprisingly sober enough on a Saturday morning (2pm) to accompany Tommy Pico, Brandon B, Daniel Portland, and Lauren Wilkes to the NYC Zine fest a few weekends ago at the … Continue reading
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Dear Michelle: Texts From Last Night Edition
June 30, 2009aka, me yelling at the internet. By Michelle. So, sometimes when I read this site, I wanna text these people back. Here is my fake chance. (269): Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you … Continue reading
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Shorty got Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo (Ko)
June 9, 2009By Michelle Also, a contest!!!!! Alright kids, we all know that Sparks is now defunct. It no longer contains caffeine cuz some lady in the Midwest decided mixing alcohol and energy drink was dangerous. I think she confused the word … Continue reading
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Dear Michelle: Sister Edition
June 2, 2009By michelle & sommer russell me: what should i post about on birdsong today? sommer: i thought you did a dear michelle? me: thats going in the zine sommer: oh i thought it was going to be weekly me: maybe, … Continue reading
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Dear Michelle
May 19, 2009By deer michelle. Dear michelle, What exactly is rageaholism? I think I get angry too much about things that are inconsequential. Like yesterday I wanted to punch someone to death because they were standing too close to me on the … Continue reading
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Asher Roth is Right
May 5, 2009By MICHELLE So, being part of the educationally elite involved in this here Birdsong, I thought I’d address something we all have some experience with (crabs?). Either we’ve gone, are currently going, or are in a perpetual planning stage of … Continue reading
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